Anyway you can't get dwarf ones in this country plus chilly North Wales is really not the place to attempt such things. Also not being a huge lover of guacamole (never tried the stuff, it looks vile) I do however like the odd couple of slices on a bagel with bacon & mayonnaise. It isn't going to happen so it is more the case of impracticable dreams than impracticable events it would seem.
On to more practicable items, planning for next year. I will have more time to deal with the garden next year & I hope to have a rather lovely one to show off to you all. I am growing for the first time because I like to do something new & it definitely wont be avocado - Collard Greens from Moreveg